I tried to human today and failed miserably. So, I’ve decided to give up on dating or trying to meet anyone indefinitely. (This will probably last for about 3 days.) Fortunately, Daiso is here to comfort me with my perfect mate: a cute, well-dressed, glasses-wearing, slightly nerdy, penguin. Best of all, he already loves me (a feat that has thus far proven impossible). I’m waiting for you, penguin suitor.
(…The next time someone asks me about my “ideal type” I’m just going to send them this photo with no explanation.)